Do I need one of these?
This is the text from a spam email I got this morning:
Extend sexual life ride
Encouragement sexual performance
Satisfying rocklike hard-on
Extend toughness and endurance
What do you think they are selling?
A motor-cross bike?
Extend sexual life ride
Encouragement sexual performance
Satisfying rocklike hard-on
Extend toughness and endurance
What do you think they are selling?
A motor-cross bike?
2 Comments:
Extend sexual life ride.
Get one Merl. I didn't know what the word "extend" meant until I invested in one of these. I think it's the jiggling that does it, although it was more like a vrrooomm with me.
I was so busy enjoying the "vrrooomm" (aka Satisfying rocklike hard-on) that I didn't notice the pain until later - much later, so I guess the "Extend toughness and endurance" bit is right.
The Doc says I should still be able to "vroom" a little, but only if I change the saddle.
What you have to weigh up is "vroom" versus "discomfort". Doc said it was "piles", excuse the medical term, caused by the wrong sort of saddle.
I thought a "pile - up" was when you ran off the road.
By Milt Bogs, at 12:30 AM
I'm not sure you should be posting to the internet after you have spent an evening in the Hole in the Ground. It's not safe to be out there late and alone.
By Merl, at 8:06 AM
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