The Hole in the Ground.
Posted on November 16th, 2004 in Odds and Sods | 3 Comments »
It is likely I shall be referring to the Hole in the Ground quite regularly so it is a good idea to provide you with a little more information about the place.
The Hole in the Ground is the name we – Milt, Raul and myself – use for the local pub that we frequent. Milt chose this name because the place is basically a bit crap.
Given another choice within easy walking distance, we wouldn’t bother with the place. It is often dirty and frequently smells. In fact on evenings when a pub quiz, karaoke, or disco are scheduled we avoid the place altogher and visit a slightly less crap pub somewhat further down the road.
The Staff in the Hole in the Ground aren’t bad, they are just hindered by a pub management company that are completly clueless. Oh, and there isn’t any beer, just lager and nitrogenated (is that a word?) keg piss.
Actually strictly speaking that isn’t true. There is beer – but as I haven’t seen anyone actually drink it I expect what you’ll get served has been in the pipes for days.
Oh humm!
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