Blatant lies

I wonder what life would be like if other professions lied as blatantly as politicians.

Just imagine!

Pilot to ATC: "This is BA544 inbound to Heathrow at flight level 320"
Co-pilot to Pilot: "But were at flight level 120!"
Pilot to Co-pilot: "Keep telling them 320, no wait, tell them 280 - but make it sound convincing"

And imagine getting home from the vets with your assuredly healthy cat, only to find it as stiff as a board in the carrying box.

So if there is anyone out there who has day to day contact with any of our politicians feel free to just randomly lie to them.

If Tony Blair pops into your newsagent for a paper and a packet of fags tell him you haven't got any papers (despite the mountain on the counter) and the fags are 14.50 euros each. When two Jags Prescott pops his motor in for a service tell him your a party hat manufacturer and you don't remember ever selling him anything.

See how they like it.

Currently listening to: The Distance by Travis