Taking the piss
Posted on February 8th, 2005 in Miscellany, Odds and Sods | 2 Comments »
What’s the correct toilet etiquette when taking a piss?
Heading off to the Hole in the Ground’s toilet I find the floor is 1/4 inch deep in some liquid.
So do I paddle to the urinal and take a leak, or stand at the edge of the lake and piss on the floor?
Option one leaves you with stained shoes, if the liquid is indeed urine – of course if I had litmus paper about my person I could have checked the acidity of the liquid to aid my decision, or just squat down and done a taste test.
Option two was never really an option – I’m shy.
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i couldn’t leave this comment on the actual post because the firewall my college has imposed prevents me from accessing any site which has ‘sex’ in its address……
I have read that some people actually tan leather in urine, or was it that they use urine to bleach urine? Oh it was something like that. Anyway, toilet etiquette is tough.
Think of it from a woman’s point of view. Go into a crowded restroom, wait in line for your turn in a stinking stall. The stall comes open, the recent occupant comes waltzing out, you go in, ONLY TO FIND THAT SHE HAS WHIZZED ALL OVER THE SEAT. (Some women will actually stand/squat on the seat of the toilet so as not to SIT on it and maybe get seat cooties, sheesh. I’m thinking they must be doing a hula dance or something….)
So, when this happens I suppose I have two choices, 1. I can take tissue and clean the seat, or 2. I can run out of that stall and grab the culprit by the hair and make her clean the seat. Yah, I pick one, two is a bit confrontational.
Man this post was funny.
Milt has been telling me about your recent salt scrubbed butt, sounds smooth….