Sex, iPod, Software, Incredibles

My blog doesn't get that much traffic - hardly surprising I guess. Anyhow I got to wondering how might be improved with a few choice keywords.

So here we go:
michael jackson, oscar nominations, ipod shuffle, hardcore sex, cheap software, free downloads, prince harry.

I'll let you know how it goes.

Currently listening to: Double Bass by Gorillaz

Taking the piss

What's the correct toilet etiquette when taking a piss?

Heading off to the Hole in the Ground's toilet I find the floor is 1/4 inch deep in some liquid.

So do I paddle to the urinal and take a leak, or stand at the edge of the lake and piss on the floor?

Option one leaves you with stained shoes, if the liquid is indeed urine - of course if I had litmus paper about my person I could have checked the acidity of the liquid to aid my decision, or just squat down and done a taste test.

Option two was never really an option - I'm shy.

Currently listening to: My cat snoring!!

Mac mini

A friend of mine who has never owned or used a Mac to my knowledge had a new Mac mini delivered to my house as she was at work. It arrived before my order for one, so I was tempted to peek in the box - but resisted. Although I did feel the box up, so to speak - weight, size etc.

She came round to pick it up in the evening and set off for home at about 9:15pm. At around 10:10pm I got an email which read: "Well I'm up and running and its looks like its going to be an enjoyable experience".

Considering she had a 10 minute drive to get home, cats to feed - and herself probably - I think the speedy set up and sending of the first email speaks volumes for the hardware, OS X and it's ease of use.

Currently listening to: Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak by Macy Gray