The curious incident of the salami and the wardrobe

Martin's dad Brian makes him sandwiches each morning to take to college for lunch. There are three types of sandwich to add variety, one of which is salami. This routine has gone on for many months.

Brian has, in the recent weeks, changed the salami. The new salami is more 'fatty' and Martin doesn't like it so much. Rather than informing dad of this he chooses to dispose of the salami sandwiches in his wardrobe. Communicating with dad isn't easy - he shouts and moans a lot.

Julie, who cleans for Brian and family, doesn't clean Martin's room because it's normally such a mess. Therefore the salami isn't discovered as soon as Health and Safety might prefer. A smell develops.

When the salami is eventually discovered altercation and bickering engulf the bazaar of the bizarre.

The episode raises questions:

Was Martin dropped on his head as a child?

Has Brian no culinary imagination?

Does Martin know where the fridge is?

Might Brain prefer an extra 10 minutes in bed in the morning?

Real names changed to... you know the drill.

UPDATE: According to Martin's mom Susan, pensionable salami sandwiches were also found in Martin's kit bag...