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		<title>Stupidity</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2012/02/stupidity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all need to understand that stupidity is real and must be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a stupid person right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity, and sympathy does not help. Sometimes a length of 2&#215;4 to the back of the head helps, but not a lot. But [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all need to understand that stupidity is real and must be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a stupid person right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity, and sympathy does not help. Sometimes a length of 2&#215;4 to the back of the head helps, but not a lot. But we can raise awareness!</p>
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		<title>iOS 5 is magical</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/06/ios-5-is-magical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Apple&#8217;s Role in Japan during the Tohoku Earthquake</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/03/apples-role-in-japan-during-the-tohoku-earthquake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting read from a guy that works for Apple in Japan&#8230; makes me happy Apple went the extra mile here, check out his story: http://kevinrose.com/blogg/2011/3/14/apples-role-in-japan-during-the-tohoku-earthquake.html]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting read from a guy that works for Apple in Japan&#8230; makes me happy Apple went the extra mile here, check out his story: <a href="http://kevinrose.com/blogg/2011/3/14/apples-role-in-japan-during-the-tohoku-earthquake.html" target="_blank">http://kevinrose.com/blogg/2011/3/14/apples-role-in-japan-during-the-tohoku-earthquake.html</a></p>
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		<title>Pot-holes</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/02/potholes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you think pot-holes in the UK are bad. Image courtesy of the BBC]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So you think pot-holes in the UK are bad.</p>
<p><img src="http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51384000/jpg/_51384436_011218053-1.jpg"><br />
<cite>Image courtesy of the BBC</cite></p>
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		<title>US police have lost the plot</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/02/us-police-have-lost-the-plot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This case is a frightening example of what can happen when someone encounters ignorant bullies with badges. According to the complaint filed in a US Federal Court. Mother of 3 Arrested]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This case is a frightening example of what can happen when someone encounters ignorant bullies with badges. According to the complaint filed in a US Federal Court.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.longislandlawyerblog.com/mother-of-3-arrested-for-taking-pictures-of-tourist-attraction-at-airport" target="_blank">Mother of 3 Arrested</a></p>
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		<title>police.uk</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/02/police-uk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 09:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poliice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web design]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Epic Fail. Site not loading, or failing to find any postcode, town or city. HTML validation errors. I guess they were on a tight budget now that the coalition has laid waste to their funding. Embarrassing for the retarded developer Rock Kitchen Harris. Mind you for the £300,000 it apparently cost then I guess they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Epic Fail.</p>
<p>Site not loading, or failing to find any postcode, town or city. HTML validation errors. I guess they were on a tight budget now that the coalition has laid waste to their funding.</p>
<p>Embarrassing for the <a href="http://www.rkh.co.uk/" target="_blank">retarded developer Rock Kitchen Harris</a>. </p>
<p>Mind you for the £300,000 it apparently cost then I guess they can sit in the south of France sipping a cool one feeling as red-faced as they like.</p>
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		<title>iPhone beer cannon</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/01/iphone-beer-cannon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 12:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can I have one of these for my birthday please, pretty please.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I have one of these for my birthday please, pretty please.</p>
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		<title>DVD Annoyance</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2011/01/208/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 11:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo, ho ho and a bottle of rum. Those pirates sure have it easy. You know how it is &#8211; before your movie, there are 3 or 4 previews, commercials, ads for Blu-ray, and government warnings that can take forever to get through. And some DVDs even prevent you from skipping the previews, even if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo, ho ho and a bottle of rum. Those pirates sure have it easy.</p>
<p>You know how it is &#8211; before your movie, there are 3 or 4 previews, commercials, ads for Blu-ray, and government warnings that can take forever to get through. And some DVDs even prevent you from skipping the previews, even if you press the Menu button.</p>
<p><a href="http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-18/pirate-vs-pay.png" target="_blank">DVD Pirates</a></p>
<p>UPDATE:</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a remote-control trick to skip past those annoying ads: simply press the Stop button twice, and then Play. So, Stop, Stop, Play.</p>
<p>This trick should work on any DVD player, and hopefully it will keep you from wasting your time watching previews you don&#8217;t wish to watch.</p>
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		<title>Lawyers don&#8217;t get the internet</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2010/10/lawyers-dont-get-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2010/10/lawyers-dont-get-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the terms and condition on the website interneteyes.co.uk it states: Linking to our site: You may not link any other site to our website. OMG what have I done. D&#8217;ya think they&#8217;ve told Google.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the terms and condition on the website <a title="Internet Eyes" href="http://interneteyes.co.uk/" target="_self">interneteyes.co.uk</a> it states:</p>
<p>Linking to our site: You may not link any other site to our website.</p>
<p>OMG what have I done.</p>
<p>D&#8217;ya think they&#8217;ve told Google.</p>
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		<title>The Internet needs rebooting.</title>
		<link>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2010/07/the-internet-needs-rebooting/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.merls.co.uk/2010/07/the-internet-needs-rebooting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul, paul! Can you please re-boot teh interwebs I can&#8217;t download my pr0n? Net disaster recovery.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paul, paul! Can you please re-boot teh interwebs I can&#8217;t download my pr0n?</p>
<p><a title="Net disaster recovery" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/28/net_disaster_recovery_brit/" target="_blank">Net disaster recovery.</a></p>
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